viperhands

 
Alternate titles:
" I sometimes wish I had thumbs when performing certain medical procedures";
"I wear oven mitts when sleeping so as not to get bitten, and also when I bake so my sometime autonomous snake hands do not get burnt, resulting in my studio apartment smelling like seared reptiles and me getting bitten.";
" Sanitary? You've gone and pissed the boys off, time for a lethal snakeslap";
"Don't you dare take that tone with me, patient, I am a Doctor with snakes for hands! Do you understand the potential I have to ruin your life? THESE SNAKES WRITE PRESCRIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!"