Wednesday, July 19, 2006

wu nut

I actually got through it without a testicle joke! I am so awesome!  Posted by Picasa

Thursday, July 13, 2006

fluffyheaded

..a simple trip to the shopping mall and one would think themselves on the set of the bad news bears, the fluffyheadedness so prevalent

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

the ag, man

I apologize for the overwhelming scriptographicness of today's comic -Editor

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

pilates

it only <i>looks</a> like it sucks.  Posted by Picasa

Monday, July 10, 2006

weird tech support guys

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Sunday, July 09, 2006

viperhands

....hiss? 
Alternate titles:
" I sometimes wish I had thumbs when performing certain medical procedures";
"I wear oven mitts when sleeping so as not to get bitten, and also when I bake so my sometime autonomous snake hands do not get burnt, resulting in my studio apartment smelling like seared reptiles and me getting bitten.";
" Sanitary? You've gone and pissed the boys off, time for a lethal snakeslap";
"Don't you dare take that tone with me, patient, I am a Doctor with snakes for hands! Do you understand the potential I have to ruin your life? THESE SNAKES WRITE PRESCRIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!" Posted by Picasa

Saturday, July 08, 2006

bee beard

I am smiling because I am contemplating the lack of the freewill of the drone as a prerequisite to an organic hivemind.  Posted by Picasa

Friday, July 07, 2006

evil tofu

and it will smell like  cadavers in the balmy summer heat  Posted by Picasa

Thursday, July 06, 2006

scream along

fellow motorists are frightened by it and co-workers wonder why my voice is frequently hoarse BANE is amazing,  Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Hip hop group

or should that be yadda yadda blah......to umbrellaz?  Posted by Picasa

Monday, July 03, 2006

candle

Rarely do I laugh at my own jokes, and it is even rarer for me to draw a crude cartoon based on one and upload it to the internet for strangers to look at.  Posted by Picasa